Run, Introvert, run

Some days are just too comlpex for me. I just want to survive for ten mintues without something going completely out of control.


Most of the time its necessary for me to run away and isolate myself from every human on the planet.



Its necessary for me to get away where I can hear myself think, and re-analyze issues, fears, and complex problems


So I run. Sometimes without explination, or visual cause. Natural shyness plays a little into this


There are only a few problems with running away to hide. 
First, you have to make sure you're not being followed, Whats the point in running to a hiding place if you're with some one?



Second, should you choose to return to the person/group that you ran from, chances are, you'll have to explain youself which is almost impossible. Sometimes you don't get it yourself.


Thirdly, explaining this to certain extroverts may cause extreme mental discomfort to the introvert....go figure..... a migrane aor the need to run all over again.

--Praise Sharp

Big hands, Little hands

"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others."

"Hold a true friend with both hands."
                              Nigerian Proverb


Call me strange and deranged, but among my many facianations I am facinated with hands.

I have learned that you can tell a lot about people by their hands, by they way they're maintained and shaped.



Scientifically hands are mechanically construected to the point where, the muscles which power the fingers are strong - strong enough for some people to climb vertical surfaces supporting their entire weight at times by a few fingertips. The muscles which accomplish this feat are stronger than you might imagine, for the biomechanics of the hand require that the force generated by the muscles which bend the fingertips must be at least four times the pressure which is produced at the fingertips.



"Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are."--Niccolo Machiavelli

My own hands for that matter, are usually scratched up, due to my own clumsiness, and stupidity.
 

I guess some handsare just more hold-able than others.

---Praise Sharp

Perfection: What is it?

Perfection according to websters: is, broadly, a state of completeness and flawlessness.

1. which is complete — which contains all the requisite parts;

2. which is so good that nothing of the kind could be better;

3. which has attained its purpose

Perfection, every one reaches for it but, no human (save one) has ever achieved to capture it. Even though many try in vain



Its a wild mythological beast that cannot be captured by any living thing.

 Just for fun, I asked several people to define perfection.



"Not being able to be improved" -Ben



"A day at a Carnival with my friends."-Chelsey



"Holding hands with someone I care about."-La'shar


"Knowing that I've done my best to make some one happy today."-Jaman


"The relaization that I'm finished at last."-C.J.



It appears that everyone had their own definition of perfection.....and all of them are based on their own point of view. Interesting.
The next time I hear someone declare that they are perfect, I shall tell them that they are imperfect by someone else's presupposition. Life is about to get more fun than normal.

After We Said Hello

Human interaction is insanely interesting to me. I would like to talk about a particular encounter in general.

I remember sitting in my pew on a rainy sunday night. I'll admit I was a few light years away. I looked at you before you looked at me and my mind began to dance in imagiantion. My first impression in one word: "Yikes!"

You walked up to me, and wheter you knew it or not I was looking for an escape route. Desprately trying to find a way out of meeting you, because my presupposition was that you'd be the type to bully those weaker then yourself. But....After I said "Hello" all that changed

I was wrong.
You weren't anything like I expected. I was expecting a rough, egotistical character.




But I found a kindred spirit, underneath your intimidating exterior. I found a person I could talk to about almost anything.
I found a wonderful friend. You didn't care that I was a nerdy kind of girl, or that I had a dark sense of humor, or that I wouldn't look you in the eye. You accepted me, as me.


After we said hello, A whole new, grand adventure had begun for both of us.
A friendship of epic porportions had begun and life became animated like a three stooges epidsode.




Lets just say that I'm glad to have you around and I'm proud to call you my friend.

Abraham Sapien

While hiking through the world of comic books I cam across a character that I found most amusing, Abe Sapien.



This character, although fictional, Sapien is psychic, and has psychometric abilities. Sapien's genetic makeup gives him the power of ultra-sentience found in the most mysterious and intelligent underwater creatures.





He enjoys eating thousand year eggs. He spends much of his time reading four books simultaneously through the large water aquarium (in which he lives, located in Professor Bruttenholm's office). He is attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube, having stated it has been three decades and he has only completed two sides.


You may be asking why I'm facinated with this character, because I am :)

How to Be a Nerd

 If you want to learn how to be a nerd the steps below will help you accomplish your goal. If you don't want to be a nerd, or you wan to stop being a nerd then avoid each step like the plague.

1

• Dress conservatively. Avoid the latest fashion trends at all costs. If you are a guy you should wear plain pants that should be pulled high and not come down to your shoes. Girls should wear long loose fitting clothing. Your hair style should never attract attention and you should spend very little time making your hair look nice.

• 2
  Play video games as often as you can.
• 3
  Add nerdy accessories if possible. Bow ties and pocket protectors are not nerdy in and of themselves but they are often a part of the equation.
• 4
  Be a messy clumsy uncoordinated person. Try to drop things, forget things and trip on things whenever possible.

• 5
  Spend all of your spare time learning or studying. Don't spend your time with friends or going to parties Be anti-social.
• 6
  Stop playing sports. You should prefer read or study over physical activity.

• 7
  Wear glasses. Glasses are not nerdy, lots of people wear glasses that are not nerds. But glasses are another piece to the puzzle.
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• 8
• Have attitude that shows you are a nerd. Talk about meaningless facts that people do not care about. Instead of having people over or going out to do something fun ask people to help you with a science project or research your latest idea.

HaVe FuN!! ^_^

---Praise Sharp

The People That Scare Me

Loud, evil, intimidating, large people scare me. Ever since I was a child, these humans would send me speeding out of the room crying.



Any one who raises their voice above a whisper unexpectedly, is terrifying.



They have no disreguard for the reactions of others, and think they can push insecure people around because of their own insecruities.


Intimdation is their tutor and they are a bane to my existance. Along with people who dress like animals who still look like people and happen to be in a broad way musical, they're terrifying.


It dosen't get any creepier than that.