So you want to know how to become a super villain. Super villains are just like anyone else to begin with. They are simple men and women with no ill will towards man kind until one day changes that all.
1. Acquire a job in a field that could result in some sort of radioactive mishap or technological slip up. As of now being shot by radioactive rays of some sort is the leading cause for superpowers (unless you are from another planet). Don't get down if you are not a leading scientist in your field simply being the janitor left to clean the room after hours will do.
2. Lose that which you care most about and ultimately go insane. This cannot be a simple loss, but a loss were you feel all humanity has wronged you in some way.
3. You will need a super villain name and costume. You can't be a SUPER villain without a good name and costume otherwise you're just a weirdo in spandex and no one will take you seriously.
4. As a super villain you're going to need someone to fight and foil your plans for world domination. When it comes down to it no super villain is complete without a super hero to battle. Plus if there are two of you in spandex at least you will seem normal in comparison.
5. If you don't have the build for spandex, PLEASE DON"T WEAR IT!! There are enough morons walking around with horrible physiques who think they look amazing in spandex....if you look grotesque in spandex and I see you, I will hunt you down and kill you myself. Make no mistake about that!
6. Develop a signature characteristic. An evil laugh, a quirky signature, a calling card...anything that will prove that you have done your evil work and succeeded.
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