Ok, so as you may or may not know some people are professinals at flunking out of college, so here are some tips on how to accomplish a complete college flunk out.
WARNING: Intense Sarcasim Ahead
1. On the first day of class, inform your instructor that you plan on flunking his/her class. Be sure to add that outstanding line at the end of your claim, "And there's nothing you can do about it."
2. Go to ever single party thrown by your fellow classmates. You will suffer intense burn out staying up till 3am and you won't even have the energy to life your sorry excuse for a carcass out of bed.
3. Don't go to class. Whats the point? I mean you're only wasting your money, you have lots to spare.
4. Don't do your homework. Really? There is no need to do that 25 page single spaced paper! I'm doin ght earth a favor! I'm saving the world one tree at a time!
5. Do drive your instructor insane. They really should have more stress put on them...just grading papers, dealing with morons such as yourself isn't enough.
6. If you do go to class, make sure you're extremely disruptive. Cause an uproar on the prices of college tuition.
7. Annoy the president of the college by whining excessively. Sure, they have lots of time in their hands, just sitting behind their desks, thats all they do right?
***Disclosure: I honestly recommend that all college students at least make an attempt to graduate.
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